Mr. Butters has been the town mascot of Malone, NY, for the past seven weeks. He has attended local board meetings and endeared himself to local businesses. But now he’s gone missing, and hasn’t been seen for the past week and a half.
Did Mr. Butters get tired of small-town life and hop a plane somewhere? Is he hiding under someone’s porch? Did he make a run for the (Canadian) border? Who knows? If you see him, call 518-483-4740. The people of Malone are waiting.