miley save fuzzy

This is Fuzzy.

Fuzzy doesn’t care about Miley Cyrus. But he should. See, Fuzzy’s owner is a complete lunatic who has threatened to kill and eat him–unless Miley starts twittering again.

Of course, it’s impossible to tell if this is real or a hoax, but either way it’s appalling. Harming your cat for any reason is completely unjustifiable. Harming your cat for a Miley Cyrus-related reason is unjustifiable and absurd. Joking about harming your cat for any reason is not funny. Joking about harming your cat for a Miley-related reason is pathetic.

Poor Fuzzy. Assuming he actually exists.

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a star is born

Perhaps you’ve seen the commercials for the new Disney movie Bolt. It’s the heartwarming story of a dog (voiced by John Travolta) who tries to make it back to his owner (Miley Cyrus) with the help of a cat (Susie Essman from Curb Your Enthusiasm) and a hamster (some guy I hadn’t heard of). I haven’t seen it yet, but according to CatChannel.com ”Mittens is tough as nails, living on the streets of New York and exerting her feline power over the other animals in the neighborhood.”

That sounds great. I’m sure she’s extremely “tough as nails” with a name like Mittens. Seriously, Disney? You couldn’t come up with a more creative name than Mittens? Was Fluffy already taken? Mrs. Whiskers too long?

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