I may be one of the few people in this world who loves jury duty. I’ve never tried to get out of it . . . unlike Sal Esposito.
I guess he has an excuse though. As you can see, Sal is a cat. And while I’m sure he’s perfectly qualified to sit on a cat jury at a cat trial (yes, I know this is ridiculous, but let me have the picture running through my head right now of a judge cat holding a gavel in its teeth), let’s hope he does eventually get excused from service.

OH, that’s just awesome.
Just awesome.
Next time I need an out, I’m gonna tell them I’m a cat.